Friday, June 27, 2008

pigging hell.

More fat bastard porcine based horror from the classic Italian horror 'comic' Terror, this time around slightly edited to fit in with Photobuckets fairly strict censorship policy and possibly badly translated.

Enjoy!

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Glasgow 1982. Sunny Govan is home of two waring communities of rival football supporters.

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Young Rangers fan Senga has other problems, tho': she's married to an old but very rich friend of her dads, but unfortunately for such a sexy lady he's crap in bed. Luckily she can always fake an orgasm and has her footie to keep her happy.

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Whilst on a day trip to the Pollock Centre she falls in love with the local butcher, number one Hoops fan and under 21's rising star, John Paul.

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The young couple realise how much they have in common (sex, football and meat products) so begin an illicit affair. Over time Senga begins to pile on the pounds due to the copious amounts of beef John Paul has been feeding her.

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Then late one night Wee Burnie visits her in a dream, and orders her to start butchering the animals herself.

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John Paul protests, jealous at the thought of his missis touching anyone (or anything) else's meat but Senga realises that she can make extra cash for spending on alcopops and cheap market gear so goes ahead and does it anyway.

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Her wee sister Morag discovers that Senga is shagging a Catholic and, more importantly not offering her family knock off meat pies is understandably devastated.

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Deciding to confront their wayward daughter, they are soon told to 'get ta fuck!' as she threatens them with her pet Pitbulls.

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She begins to sell her meat all over the south side and even takes another lover, this time a handsome fella fae Easterhouse. Everything seems rosy until one day she goes mad whilst dressed as a bear kills her neighbour, Mrs. Singh.

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Her local community pissed off with her antics (and the fact that she's still signing on whilst working) report her to the procurator fiscal and she's sentenced to 40 years in prison.

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Dying soon after her release the local kids celebrate by pissing on her grave.

The end.

1 comment:

Phantom of Pulp said...

This is fantastic.

I love the Italian obsession with deviant pigs.