Sunday, November 1, 2009

october stiffs.

It's time for the monthly round up of dead celebs what we like, hopefully no deaths threats or abuse this time round.

First up (and most upsetting if I'm honest) is the sad death Barry Letts, actor, writer, television director and producer best known shaping the Pertwee era of the world's greatest teevee show Doctor Who.


Barry: Let's.



Nipples like olives.



Poke: your mom.


Last month also saw the passing of Rino Di Silvestro, the man behind (literally) the classic Spanish horror howler The Naked Werewolf Woman alongside voice actress Veronika Aryana Neugebauer, best known for the German language versions of Pokémon (as Ash Ketchum) and Sailor Moon (as Sailor Jupiter).


Team: up.



Iron: men, melty, melty.


From the wild world of 'the comic book' we lost ace letterer Joe Rosen, artist George Tuska and Belgian creator of the bowl headed Jommeke, Jozef "Jef" Nys.


Jommeke: Mah mooth.



Wiseman: say.


Back in movie-land, Dr. No himself, Joseph Wiseman died when his volcano base exploded (probably) taking Japanese production designer, art director and costume designer Yoshiro Muraki and adult movie meat and professional drug taker Damien Michaels with him but most bizarre is the news that China's top singer Chen Lin has died after jumping from a building in Beijing in what police are calling 'mysterious circumstances.


Costumes: designed.



The Casino: up it.



side: parting.


On a happier note tho' it gives me great pleasure to report on the death of ex-wooden Jesus and professional gurner Simon Phillips acting career (hopefully) after the almost unanimously bad reviews of the bloody abysmal London crime thriller Jack Said.


Phillips: Gurning man child.


Co-star Danny Dyer is on record as saying that he's really sorry he had to appear in it but his little girls Christmas presents wont pay for themselves.


Dyer's wife reacts to news of who her
husband will be co-starring with.


Phillips (27) was last seen returning to his old job of touching up binmen for coppers outside Oddbins.

3 comments:

Ecossefilmmaker said...

Come on Ash, blog about "Night is Day" :p

I'll be your best friend hehe.

Ashton Lamont said...

The review is coming soon! :D

marto said...

Yes, I'd have prefered this post to be about the novelization of skatetown U.S.A. What are you doing son? On a serious note, the monthly stiffs section must never vanish. Perhaps if a "Night is Death" cast member died they'd get a mention. As famous as the stiffs section is, it isn't worth dying for.