people you fancy but shouldn't (part 71).

Regular Show's uber BiLF Margaret Smith.

Sorry.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 70).

With the shiny suited rebooted movie out let's all remember the button nosed beauty of Amy Jo Johnson - The original Pink Ranger.

Nuff said.

people you fancy but shouldn't (frightfest special).

Noticed a distinct lack of cardigan wearing librarian types onscreen this year (unlike last time round where you couldn't move for sensible shoes) seeing as every female character seemed to be a bleach-haired bombshell with a gun.

Or a kidnapped schoolgirl drugged and chained to a bed obviously.

But fear not, in this celluloid sea of sassiness one woman bravely took a stand for A-line skirts and buffed up brogues.

And she fought a giant radioactive monster too.

It can only be Shin Godzilla's Mikako Ichikawa.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 68).

Another reader request and this time it's from Mrs Lamont herself.

She's nominated English historian, author, curator and television presenter
Lucy Worsley.

Nuff said.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 67).

  Fortitude's PC Ingrid as played by Mia Jexen.

It's the hat obviously.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 66).

In tribute to the inauguration of Trump and the end of civilization as we know it let's hark back to simpler - and way sexier - times.

Ladies and gentlemen I present  Alice Roosevelt. 

Daughter of Teddy Roosevelt and the first princess of America.