library power!

The world needs more librarian super heroes.

just visiting.

That quality Italian publication 'Terror' presents 'The Visitors' a horrifying tale of badly drawn alien invaders and ladies arses.

Enjoy (if that's the right word).

Our aliens friends arrive on
Earth for what looks like a picnic...

But not before destroying
some small bushes (the swines)...

...and trashing an ant hill!

From nowhere they accost a hairy nippled lady
and plonk her down on
the ants destroyed home...

Arriving in the local village they tie
everyone up and zap them a bit.

Luckily the 'Space Police' arrive and
arrest them. Earth is safe!
Hurrah!

any excuse.

Just noticed I've not posted a picture of Asia Argento for ages so here you go.

reasons to love cbeebies (part 5)

Nina And The Neurons

Shown on the CBeebies channel to help pre-school children understand basic science. The show is the brainchild of Lucille McLaughlin, producer of the junior Wicker Man that is Balamory and the Sheila Keith tribute show Me Too!.

Nina: I would.

The show feature hot science boffin Nina (Katrina Bryan - also the shows writer) and her scarily animated, X-Men like neurons (obviously) each representing the five senses:

Felix (the Wolverine of the group) - Touch
Belle (Jean Grey) - Hearing
Luke (Cyclops) - Sight
Ollie (Beast) - Smell
Bud (Nightcrawler) - Taste

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves!"

Each episode begins with the lovely Nina experimenting on some children (sorry, with some children) at the Dalek City like Glasgow Science Centre, before she is 'contacted' by a child asking a wee/fart/slightly scientific question. Jumping into her pale blue 1970's Volkswagen Type 2 minibus (numberplate: NINA) she turns up at the kids house, forces their parents/grandparents/carers to wear really tight man breast/old lady tit revealing t-shirts and attempts to answer their question using experiments relating to one or more of the five senses.

Collar and cuffs.

Episodes to look out for include the one where she flies to Spain to explain why we need to piss. It includes great scenes of our lab coated lovely drinking lots of pop then wriggling about with her knees together going "Oh oh I need a wee!".

Possibly the most erotic thing I have ever seen on kids teevee.

Fact.

in a slightly different vein...

....here's Rom The Space Knight being kissed by a small girl.

Aw sweet!

and talking of the 60's.....

Here we present the ultra rare Yvonne Craig photo shoot from the January 1968 issue of Modern Man: 'The Adult Picture Magazine'. Too torrid for tots indeed!

Click to enlarge (oooeeerrr).

...for those who didn't believe...

...that Joan Bakewell was a top 60's strumpet....behold!