people you fancy but shouldn't (part 21).

Jessie the cowgirl from Toy Story.

It must be the red hair and freckles.

And probably the fact that she's voiced by possibly the sexiest actress in Hollywood makes her hard to resist.

porn again.

You want porn but worried your mum might find it?

Then why not give these oh so amusing titles a try then you can convince your friends (and yourself) that you hadn't realised that they weren't the originals!

You

evano moro comico el filtho.

From the wacky world of Geoff Fumetti comes more classy comic covers.

Remember to print them off onto stain free paper kids.

at last....

My film collection is complete.

witch? magazine.

From our man in Havana, Mr. Dissolved Paul comes this beautiful example of 1970's publishing.

Enjoy.

"Only 40p son. I was in W.H Smith but they dinnae have it. I said "Well gies a subscription then". They said that "wasn't possible" and they cannie put that kind of stuff oot anymore and that the publishing house burned down in the 70's in some kind of "Mysterious" fire. Well it wasn't a publishing hoose, it was just a cottage in Kent with a wee mangle and some ink. I said "Well have you got somethin' that's a bit dark and mental like this" and they said "Well, we've got a special deal on Top Gear Magazine just now". I said 'but there's nae swingin' witches in that is there ya bam?" bought a Yorkie and walked oot".

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 20).

Dr. Tanya Byron. Posh, perky and poutingly gorgeous.

Nuff said.

As you can tell from the webcam shot, she reacted well when I told her.

behind the mask.

And for those of you who've still not seen Predators or are planning to see Splice (tho' fuck knows why) we present the patented Adrien Brody cut out and keep face mask to wear with pride.

Don't forget to send in photo's of you and your friends wearing them, there's a prize for the most original.