here's one i made earlier.

To celebrate the 60th birthday of Blue Peter, here's the Unwell guide to our top ten favourite presenters....EVER!

No 'laugh now' or 'mooth shite-in' here tho' because frankly Blue Peter is brilliant.

So there.

10. Peter (have you ever met Steven's tailor?) Purves.

9. Peter Duncan (donuts).

8. John (I never done it) Leslie.

7. Janet (Sophie) Ellis (Bexter's mum).

6. Simon Groom(ing kids on t'internet - not really).

5. Yvette Fielding (supersonic).

4. Val (up the casino) Singleton.

3. John (Beast Master) Noakes.

2. Konnie (meow meow meow) Huq.

1. Sarah Greene (gables).

mum's the word.

A little something to celebrate Mothers Day, the top ten movie mums.

Enjoy!

10. Sarah Connor (The Terminator).




9. Mrs. Bates (Psycho).




8. The Mother of Sighs (Suspiria).




7. The Alien Queen (Aliens).




6. Joan Crawford (as portrayed by Faye
Dunaway in Mommie Dearest).

5. Beverly R. Sutphin (Serial Mom).




4. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons Movie)




3. Marietta Fortune (Wild at Heart).




2. Peg Boggs (Edward Scissorhands).




1. Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th).

croc o' vile.

With the release of creepy croc shocker Black Water this weekend (and with John Sayles bombing around Glasgow during the film festival) I thought I'd share the Unwell top ten fave killer croc/angry alligator movies.....

Enjoy!

Barbara Bach vs. a big Alligator:
But which is the most leathery?



Did it eat her whole or spit it out?



Sonne, strand blut indeed Mr. Lister!



The maniac is the poor sod who funded
this Tobe Hooper abomination.



Could any film live up to this poster?



And this one.



This gave me nightmares for weeks.



Well, that's one more sequel than
Schindler's List got.



It's a croc!
It's a dinosaur!
and it's from Roger Corman!
How can it not be great?

And I bet no-one bothered to ask him about this (or The Howling and Piranha) at his talk at the GFT.

Philistines.

Best giant gator movie ever. FACT.




Sayle: of the century.

the best of jimmy olsen.

For your enjoyment.....the top ten exciting adventures of Jimmy Olsen, Superman's 'Pal'.

top ten killer kiddies.

“She can fool some people with that innocent look she can put on and put off — but not me!”

10. Hayley Stark (Hard Candy).




9. Michael Myers (Halloween).




8. Damien Thorn (Omen II)



7. Alice (Alice Sweet Alice)




6. Baby Milt (it's Alive).




5. The Midwich Cuckoos (Village of The Damned).




4. Nola's kids (The Brood).




3. The Grady Twins (The Shining).




2. Rhoda Penmark (The Bad Seed).



1. Karen (Night of The Living Dead).