Part one.
Zoe Wanamaker.
Less a series of reviews, more a thinly disguised cry for help... "We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell."
Less a series of reviews, more a thinly disguised cry for help... "We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell."
"Reader confessions?"
ReplyDeleteTry Ash's sordid fantsies that he hereby attempts, somewhat unconvincingly, to pass of as those of a fictional "reader".
You bad, bad man.
Mind you, I have one too; Caroline Flint MP. Can't fucking stand the woman actually, and yet every time I see her I can't escape the mental image of her crouched in front of an open fireplace dressed in a catsuit and growling at me provcatively like a sex-crazed tigress...
Have I said too much?
Agreed....Well just to the part about Ash and the fictional reader......
ReplyDeleteNo way.
ReplyDeleteMy friend Kelly wrote about fancying Michael F******* Portillo in a paper last week. Jesus.