Sunday, October 29, 2017
Friday, October 20, 2017
people you fancy but shouldn't (part 74).
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Labels: guilty secrets, haircut, people you fancy but shouldn't, sci-fi, sexyness
Thursday, October 12, 2017
Friday, October 6, 2017
something for the weekend sir?
...As a wee Friday treat here's a vintage death certificate handed out to patrons who attended this fantastic double bill from times gone by....
Unfortunately neither of these movies will feature in my 31 days of horror.
Sorry.
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Labels: blogging, film, romero, the horror, zombies
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
gimme sum sugar baby....
Every opening to The Apprentice ever:
We're here at 10 Downing
Street today and I’m sure you know who lives here.
Now Theresa May is
known for many things, but mostly people know her for her love of shitting in the mouths of the poor and pissing on human rights.
Oh yes....and hating foreigners.
So today we're tasking you to create a new fragrance for her.
And obviously you have to be careful that she doesn't choke on it seeing as she seems to have a very tickly throat right now.
Off you go.
Did I ever tell you how I made my first million before the age of 12 by punting my arse out of the back of a wheelbarrow?
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doggy style.
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Labels: big animals, bizarre, blogging, comics