mah mah mah my corona....

Calling it now, when Trump finally takes the corona virus test not only will it come back negative but he'll also boast about how he's actually immune due to his 'very good genes'....Hopefully that's the point when bio-suit clad agents burst in, and taser him before carting him off to a secret lab and dissect him to find a cure....it's the perfect ending. Like I Am Legend but with shitter hair.

Post credit scene...the laboratory dissection discovers that his 'very good genes' are a mixture of Nixon, McCarthy, Jesus and The Fonz. The announcement is scored to the soundtrack from 'Gone With The Wind'....