Tuesday, December 30, 2008

booked.

Another collection of classy covers from the Unwell paperback collection.

Enjoy!


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"Hey! Watch where you're putting your hands!"



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Bites?....sucks more like.



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Next up, Ms. Marple takes on Josef Fritzl.



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Well that's one way of separating conjoined twins.


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I really don't have the words
(but possibly the cash to buy the film rights).



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What's more terrifying, a spooky skeleton spinning
a giant match or that pube like perm?



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Beware the shoddily drawn beast in the garage!



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"Laugh now!"



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Water shit down.



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Now this is just wrong (and coming from
me that must tell you something).

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

from me to you.


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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

milly crestmouth!

Presenting my top five favourite Christmas albums.


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Sunday, December 21, 2008

proof reading.

Must remember to do some.

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

party harty.

To get you in the mood for your works night out, here's Bruce Wayne strutting his stuff to "Stayin' Alive".

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

shitwaffles.

Marvel's mightiest.....laid bare.

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when cosplay goes (oh so) right (part one).

A blue skinned Andorian girl in a sixties Trek uniform.....nuff said.

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Monday, December 1, 2008

november stiffs

Apologies again for a lack of updates in the last month (like anyone reads this anyway) but I've been away visiting the homeland and making some animated shite which has left me precious little time to watch any tat.

I'll do my best to make up for lost time over the Crimbo period.

Anyways, here's the November stiff list.

Enjoy!


Firstly it was a sad day for fans of the (scarily enhanced) female form as November saw the death of Tiffany Sloan, smooth thighed model, Playboy Playmate of the Month (October 1992), top exotic dancer at Club Paradise, Las Vegas and 'actress' who committed suicide at the age of 35.

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The scum at photobucket pulled the pic of
(a fully clothed) Tiffany Sloan
so here's one of Billy instead.




We also said adios (or something) to top Portuguese actor and comedian ManĂ­lio Haidar BadarĂ³, star of the comedy classics "Empresta-me o teu apartamento" alongside Alina (not Keith) Vaz.

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Your dad sneaking into
your bedroom at night.



Michael John Crichton, author, film producer, film director, medical doctor and television producer best known for the busters of blocks that include The Andromeda Strain, Congo, Disclosure, Rising Sun, Timeline, State of Fear, Prey, ER, that one with the half man/half shark that was a Fox movie of the week and Jurassic Park was eaten by a Dinosaur (possibly) at too young an age (I couldn't be arsed checking).

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"Rrrrrraaaaaannnnnggggeerrrrrrsssssss".



Brit com genius and owner of the worlds slickest hair, Reg Varney, star of the classic On the Buses headed to join Jack in the great depot in the sky after suffering from a chest infection (no doubt caused by Blakey making him clean a bus in the rain).

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Nuff said.

Saddest death of the month (nay, the year) is of Bruce Wayne, wealthy industrialist, playboy, philanthropist and, after witnessing the murder of his parents as a child, the vigilante known as The Batman.

He leaves a butler, a dozen young boys and a dog behind to carry on the good fight (oh, and a son as far as I remember from Son of The Demon).

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He got it in Japan (when he was
king of the Wicker People).

Sunday, November 23, 2008

happy birthday to who.

Doctor Who.....forty five today.

Nuff said.

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

october stiffs

Not much time to update recently but I couldn't let last months stiffs pass unnoticed....

Renegade Time Lord Omega's (second) incarnation Ian Collier passed over into the Eye of Harmony of unspecified causes (prolly exposure to black hole radiation). Aside his two appearances in 'The Who', Collier graced such classic shows as Rentaghost, Hi-de-Hi! and Howard's Way with his presence.

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Estelle (mother of Rob) Reiner, the actress best known for answering Meg Ryan's fake orgasm in When Harry Met Sally with "I'll have what she's having" scoffed her last sexy salad last month as did Levi Stubbs, lead singer of legendary pop combo The Four Tops at the age of 72.

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Kim Chan, American actor and producer famous for his roles as The Ancient in Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, Martin Scorsese's classic The King of Comedy (playing Jerry Lewis's butler) as well as playing Jackie Chan's father in Shanghai Knights, Uncle Benny in The Corruptor and Mr. Kim in The Fifth Element high kicked his way to kung fu heaven alongside top newscaster Bob Friend, cult teevee star Peter (Danger Man, The Saint, The Avengers, The Forsyte Saga, The Troubleshooters, The Champions, Department S, Doomwatch, Z Cars, Survivors, Doctor Who (Pyramids of Mars), Tales of the Unexpected, Miss Marple, Lovejoy, The Bill, Cadfael and One Foot in the Grave) Copley who, when not treading da boards was a legal expert and part-time lawyer.

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Neal Hefti, American jazz trumpeter, composer, tune writer, and arranger most famous for composing the 1960's Batman teevee theme joins cartoonist, illustrator and satirist Ray Lowry in the big gig in the sky and we say a final farewell to the director of the notorious Deep Throat, Gerard Damiano.

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As well as that famous Linda Lovelace and Harry Reems starrer (famously financed by the Mafia) he also gave us The Devil in Miss Jones and the kinky classic The Story of Joanna.

And for that we will all be eternally grateful.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

wrong, wrong, wrong.

Well, I'm scared.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

mum's the word.

More cut out fun for you to enjoy now with this great dress up doll of my mum (AKA FemiNazi Agent D).

Remember to get an adult to help with the scissors.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

here's one i made earlier.

To celebrate the fiftieth birthday of Blue Peter, here's the Unwell guide to our top ten favourite presenters....EVER!


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10. Peter (have you ever met Steven's tailor?) Purves.

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9. Peter Duncan (donuts).

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8. Sarah Greene (gables).

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7. Janet (Sophie) Ellis (Bexter's mum).

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6. Simon Groom(ing kids on t'internet).

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5. Yvette Fielding (supersonic).

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4. Val (up the casino) Singleton.

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3. John (The Beast) Noakes.

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2. Konnie (meow meow meow) Huq.

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1. John (I never done it) Leslie.