jurassic lark.

The first in an ongoing series featuring the characters from Jurassic Park and their insect equivalents.

Enjoy.

More reviews soon I promise.

more frightening emails....

Received this via email this morning, doesn't beat the dinosaur sex question but comes close.

Dear Lamont,
My neighbour made this and was asking my advice…is there any way he can use it like a voodoo doll so a girl feels him having sex with her? also can he bind the spirit of a dead child or dog to it? If there's one person I thought would know about such things it would be you.
Thanks.

Well dear readers it's over to you.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part 42).

I'd actually never noticed how hot Katie Holmes was till I saw her crying...

 

....and as for the 'shot to fuck and needing a hug pic' pic.....ding dong!

Holmes: Too weak/drunk/drugged to say no....the perfect date.

Plus anyone who can walk past that sour-faced screaming Scientology steeped she-creature that is Suri Cruise  without giving her a kicking is worth a couple of minutes of your time in anyone’s books.

"Mom, Dad said that you're wasting your time making movies! You wanna make real money, you gotta start a religion!"

Anyway Katie, you know where I am if you need a shoulder to cry on.