wet fish.

As in slapped by.....

snakes on a starship.

Forget Sam Jackson, big Bill Shatner got there first.

people you fancy but shouldn't (part three).

...Teevee's Claudia Winkleman.

misheard movie titles?

as i always suspected....

So now you know.

the dark knight unmasked!

barmy brazier.

For your enjoyment his bill to tackle video violence can be found in full here.

"How many killings?"

Don't forget to leave a message and tell him who sent you.